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Funny Quotes
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
TGIF~ Thank God Im Female
I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh!
Normal people worry me.
Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!!!
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Happiness is your dentist telling you its not going to hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn
If you cant convince them, confuse them!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Is there life before coffee?
I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Bad Cop! No donut!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
"Save a tree; eat a beaver"
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Love Quotes
Life is not judged by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the number of moments that take our breath away
All our young lives we search for someone to love.
Someone who makes us complete.
We choose partners and change partners.
We dance to a song of heartbreak
And hope all of the while,
That somewhere, somehow,
There is someone perfect
who might be searching for us.
Lust is when you love what you see.
Love is when you lust for what's inside
Love is that condition in which
The happiness of another person
Is essential to your own.
You cannot find true love
Where it does not truly exist
And you cannot hide it where it truly does
"When the span of forever just never seems long enough, that's how you know it's love."
Love can only be what you want it to be
Falling in love is exactly that: falling, you dont have much control over it.
You are my sun, my moon and my stars. Just as the world would die without them. I would die without you.
We do not come to love by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Finally I have found a place into which I fit perfectly, safely and securely, without doubts, fears or sadness, this place is filled with happiness and laughter yet is spacious enough to allow me the freedom to move, to live my life and be myself, this wonderful place Which I never believed really existed, I have found finally, inside your arms, inside your heart, inside your love.
Other Quotes
Wherever we go, whatever we do, we will always be the inseperable 2
dont regret something that once made you smile
The moments may have ended but the memories last forever.
Take all photographs and all still frames in your mind, place them in a shelf of good health and good times, for what its worth, it was worth all the while
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
You can only go as far as you push
always look for the speck of light in every shadow
There are only two ways to live your life, one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as if everything is.
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Hands Down - Dashboard Confessional
Breathe in for luck,
breathe in so deep,
this air is blessed,
you share with me.
This night is wild,
so calm and dull,
these hearts they race,
from self control.
Your legs are smooth,
as they graze mine,
we're doing fine,
we're doing nothing at all.
My hopes are so high,
that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me,
so I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury,
or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.
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